Released Today and Already a Chart Hit

 

The Summer Wedding Murder, the eighth STAC Mystery, was released at midnight. I checked on its progress at 6:30 this morning and it had already entered the UK Kindle British Detectives Top 100 at number 85.

At the same time the other seven were placed here and there in the same chart, and the two volumes of Flatcap humour were also in their charts. This means that of the 12 books I have on sale, no less than ten were showing in their respective category top 100s.

As always, this has nothing to do with me. I don’t sell these books. I simply make people aware that they are there. Their popularity is done to you, the readers, and I thank you all.

The Summer Wedding Murder is only the latest in the STAC series, not the end. I’m currently working on STAC #9, Costa del Murder, and STACs 10 and 11 are already past the planning stage.

If this is the first time you’ve come across STAC, you may be wondering what they’re all about.

They are cozy British whodunits, in the tradition of Holmes, Poirot, Marple, Father Brown, etc. (although I’m not comparing STAC to such classics). They’re written with a good deal of humour, much of which stems from the grumpiness and tight-fistedness of the central character Joe Murray. There’s a lot of me in Joe. No man ever had a tighter grip on his wallet.

There is no violence, no really bad language and when it comes to sex, we always stop at the bedroom door. They are simply entertainment, with a puzzle at the core, and a satisfactory outcome.

You can follow the adventures of Joe & Co in any order. Some books refer back to other titles, but STAC is a series not a serial.

In the meantime, there’s a party on Facebook to celebrate the launch of The Summer Wedding Murder, which as well as being the eighth STAC Mystery is also the 50th book published by Crooked Cat.

You’re more than welcome to joins us but bring your wedding photographs and suggestions for the most useless wedding gift all all time.

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The Summer Wedding Murder, STAC Mystery #8 is published by Crooked Cat Books and is available for download from:

Amazon UK

Amazon Worldwide

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Crooked Cat Books  

And in paperback from:

Amazon UK

Amazon Worldwide

 

Two Days Left and Flatcap Has His Say

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With two days to go to the launch of STAC #8, The Summer Wedding Murder, my old friend Flatcap has popped up wondering why he hasn’t had an invite.

Not that he would have gone. “I’ve no desire to watch another poor sod committing himself to penal servitude.” he said when I broached the matter with him.

As in most areas, Flatcap is an expert on marriage. “I should be,” he said. “I fell for it not once, but twice. I’ve had over forty years of conjugal confrontation and according to my calculations if I’d shot the pair of ’em I’d have been free a week last Tuesday.”

Flatcap’s current exposition, Flatcap’s Guide to UK Holidays, has just collected its sixth review.

Nothing escapes his cantankerously comic observations, no detail of vacation irritation gets away unscathed, making this Les Dawson-style rib-tickling rant a treat.

High praise from Iain Pattison, an acknowledged expert in the art of the short story, a man with an impressive record in writing humour, a blogger and competition judge for no lesser an organisation than the Writer’s Bureau. If you enjoy a good laugh, then take a look at his current title, the seriously rib-tickling Is That A Pun In Your Pocket.

Not that Flatcap is grateful for such praise. “It’s the natural order,” he told me.

Flatcap’s Guide to UK Holidays current sits at number 12 in the Amazon UK Kindle Humour/Parenting & Families top 100 and I think Flatcap is quite pleased about that, although you’d never get him to admit it.

Instead he will simply grumble on about the non-invitation to the Summer Wedding. “You’d think they’d want me there to cheer them up.”

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Flatcap’s Guide to UK Holidays is exclusive to Amazon Kindle.

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The Summer Wedding Murder, STAC Mystery #8, from Crooked Cat Books is released on Wednesday June 19th. Check out the launch party on Facebook.

With Three Days to the Launch

We are running round like blue-arsed flies.

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What a curious expression. Why would a blue-arsed fly be running anywhere?

I digress. Wednesday sees the launch of STAC #8, The Summer Wedding Murder, and with any e-book, things move a lot faster than they do with print and traditional publishing. You can be making adjustments right up until a minute or two before the official launch.

Course, you shouldn’t have to, but that’s the mark of my administrative qualities; a startling ability to drive Crooked Cat, my publisher, up the wall or over the edge. I worked as an administrator once, but I got fired cos my admin was crap.

There’s the usual launch party on Facebook, and everyone is welcome, but we’re going for something slightly different this time. We want to see pictures of you in your wedding finery and we want you to suggest gifts for the bride and groom. No boring ordinary gifts, please. The more unusual the better and there will be giveaways for the most useless item(s) offered. Clean, decent and suitable for younger readers, please.

So get yourself over to Facebook and find out what all the fuss is about.

And remember: if the bride is feeling nervous on her wedding day, think how the murder victim will be feeling.

Four Days To Go

To the launch of The Summer Wedding Murder, which will see Joe, Sheila and Brenda invited to a wedding in the summer. Bet you didn’t see that coming.

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Summer Wedding is the eighth STAC Mystery, which is a surprise to me. When I set out on this road, I figured I had maybe two or three titles, five at best, yet here we are at number eight. Better yet, I’ve almost completed number nine, and numbers ten and eleven are already planned.

Summer Wedding sees a slight departure in that it doesn’t include the whole of the Sanford 3rd Age Club. The wedding in question is within the Staines family, and our three sleuths are invited because they are old friends of Alec and Julia Staines.

There are some other, interesting aspects to the tale, which I won’t go into here. Am I preaching or setting up the next book? Well, it’s a bit of both really, but you’ll find out when you read it.

As a bonus, this title also includes the opening chapter of the next STAC Mystery, Costa del Murder, which is due out early September-ish.

There’s been a bit of a kerfuffle about the title of STAC #9/ it was originally Costa del Murder, I changed it to Costa del Death, but then as the story progressed, the characters took over and it’s reverted to Costa del Murder. Bloody typical. Is it any wonder I can’t get my life under control when even my fictional creations take over?

You’ll noticed that the cover of Summer Wedding has been attached to the right hand sidebar, but it doesn’t go anywhere at the moment. That’s because I don’t yet have the Amazon Kindle link it’ll be there by Wednesday.

The Summer Wedding Murder, STAC Mystery #8 is launched about midnight Tuesday/Wednesday and as usual there’s a launch event on Facebook. If you want to come along, you’re more than welcome.

Monday’s News

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It’s another Monday morning, the weather is spoiling itself and as usual, I’m manacled to the workstation.

I’m a bit behind with a number of bits and bobs on this blog, but that’s not without reason. The fact is I’m working on the next STAC Mystery (no, not the one released next week, the one after) and it’s going rather well. I’m hesitant to interrupt the flow when I’m writing so freely, so I stick with it to the exclusion of everything else.

This morning, I got bored with it, so I’m taking a couple of hours out to update this blog and deal with a few other matters.

We’re nine days away from the release of STAC Mystery #8, The Summer Wedding Murder, and well geared up for it. There’s a massive party on Facebook and you’re more than welcome to come along. It’s wedding themed, so bring a virtual gift. There will be giveaways for the most useless item(s). We could with pictures, too, of you in your wedding finery (note: if you’re a naturist and you got wed in altogether, you can skip this bit. I don’t need all that flesh to put me off my dinner).

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News of the other STAC Mysteries is good. This morning, six out of the seven were still in the UK Kindle, British Detectives chart. The odd one out was The I-Spy Murders, but it’ll be back in the lowers reaches before the day is out, I’m sure. Murder at the Murder Mystery Weekend keeps dropping out and coming back in, too. That was the first title to hit the chart back in November last year, would you believe. Seven months, it’s been there. A creditable performance and as ever, it has nothing to do with me. It’s all down to you wonderful readers.

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Flatcap is also making his mark. Flatcap’s Guide to UK Holidays has been in the upper half of UK Kindle Humour/Parenting & Families (!!!) chart for about a month, and the second volume of his advice, Flatcap’s Guide to Sex sits in the top 30 of the same chart. This volume is vital for any man (or woman) who wants to know everything about the carnal from the man who knows everything about the carnival. Lisa, a reviewer, wrote, ‘absolutely made me laugh out loud’. Thank you Lisa. Flatcap aims to please, especially when he’s in the smallest room.

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Finally, The Handshaker, the dark and gritty thriller which was released last January, is on the move again. Overnight it leapt about 200,000 places. Please be advised, this title is not a STAC Mystery. It contains graphic scenes of sex and violence, particularly against women, and the language reflects modern society.

RIP Tom Sharpe, A Comic Genius

It’s with some sadness that I’ve read of the death of Tom Sharpe at the age of 85.

I first came across his books in the late 70s. I was working in Filey, escaping the pressures of a divorce, and on my day off, I was at a loose end, wandering round the pubs and betting shops of Bridlington. I nipped into WH Smiths and bought a copy of The Great Pursuit.

I wasn’t that impressed, and to this day it remains my least favourite of his novels. But a colleague on the holiday park where I was employed, saw me reading it, and offered to swap titles when I was through. I agreed, and in exchange for The Great Pursuit and he gave me Riotous Assemblies.

A farcical look at apartheid in South Africa, a blatant dig at the South African Police and their Bureau of State Security, it was brilliant, and from that moment, I became a Tom Sharpe fan. I still have all his comic novels on the bookshelf.

A putative writer myself at that time, I took many lessons from the absurd exploits of Kommandant van Heerden, Konstabel Els, Lt Verkramp, Blott, Skullion and particularly Henry Wilt.

Wilt’s trials with the doll, his arrest and interrogation by an increasingly disbelieving Inspector Flint were, for me, the pinnacle of farce, and yet totally believable. Zipser’s unlikely disposal of the condoms in Porterhouse Blue may have been an extreme attempt to hide his embarrassment, but the cataclysmic finale had me in stitches. And who can ever forget Blott? A German posing as an Italian who could not speak Italian, and who insisted that Margate was somewhere in Mid-Wales, may stretch suspension of disbelief, but not when he was the star of a Tom Sharpe novel.

His passing reminds me that it’s a long time since I read the books. Time to bring them down from the shelves, dust them off and spend a few hours in his crazy world(s).

RIP Tom Sharpe, surely one of the finest comic novelists of the 20th century.

Very Pinteresting

I chat to a number of other authors over the internet and it was just last week when someone mentioned Pinterest to me. I’ve had an account there for some time and done nowt with it.

My wife and I get about quite a lot, and it’s no secret that the STAC Mysteries are set in places we’ve visited and enjoyed… or not in the case of Weston-super-Mare. To be fair to Weston-super-Mare and Bath, it was raining like hell all the time we were there, otherwise I’m sure we’d have had a wonderful time.

So what better than to dig out some of the thousands of photographs we’ve taken on our travels, and link them to the STAC Mysteries on the Pinterest boards.

Anyway, I ambled over there and pottered with it for a few days, and the results are not there to be seen by anyone… including you.

You can find my very Pinteresting boards showing many of the very Pinteresting places we’ve been at http://pinterest.com/dwrob96/

Your comments are, as ever, more than welcome.

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The Summer Wedding Murder STAC Mystery #8 is released on Wednesday June 19th.

The Filey Connection

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With two weeks and a bit to go before the release of STAC Mystery #8, The Summer Wedding Murder, the time is right to remind ourselves where we’re coming from, so I’ll spend the next few days recapping on the STAC Mysteries.

A year and some months ago, we were introduced to the Sanford 3rd Age Club with the death of Nicola, Knickers-off, Leach, the victim of a hit and run as she staggered out of the Foundry Inn two days before the club were due for a weekend outing to Filey.

Born with a suspicious mind, Joe did not believe it, and after visiting the scene of the accident, his suspicion are increased. Matters are made worse when one of the gang falls into the sea off Filey Brigg within twenty four hours of arrival, leaving Joe, Sheila and Brenda with a set of unanswered questions.

Who is the mystery woman who witnessed the hit and run which killed Nicola?

Why did Eddie’s basket contain no items of food or drink?

Who raided Joe’s room and what were they looking for?

Who attacked Brenda on the seafront at Scarborough?

Where do a couple of tough, Filey fishermen fit into the picture?

Set in the picturesque town on the Yorkshire coast, in the middle of a heatwave, doused in a the party atmosphere of a traditional weekend outing to the seaside, augmented by a visit to an Abba tribute show, The Filey Connection is a niggling problem for amateur sleuth Joe Murray and his companions, Sheila Riley and Brenda Jump.

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The Filey Connection, STAC Mystery #1 is available for download from:

Amazon UK (Kindle)

Amazon Worldwide (Kindle)

Smashwords (All formats)

Crooked Cat Books (MOBI, EPUB, PDF)

And in paperback from:

Amazon UK

Amazon Worldwide

The First of the Month

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Here comes the bride,

All dressed in white

Here comes the murderer

To spoil the wedding night.

June the first and there are just eighteen days to the release of The Summer Wedding Murder, the eighth STAC Mystery. The previous seven titles have performed much better than I ever anticipated, so I’m looking forward to following the progress of this one, and I know a number of people are waiting for a fresh infusion of light-hearted mayhem.

A couple of other news items on this glorious sunny morning.

The Handshaker, that dark and gritty tale of hypnosis, abduction and murder, received another 5-star review a couple of days ago. The reader remarked that it is a ‘disturbingly good thriller’.

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This tale, written in the days when I concentrated on darker work, is remarkably popular with women readers despite its theme which is the hypnotic abuse and murder of women. One reader commented to me that it serves as a reminder to women of what can happen.

And finally, Flatcap is giving away another title for the next three days. It’s the thinking man’s guide to sex from the man who thinks he knows everything. So misinformed, you’ll swear blind it’s the truth.

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Flatcap’s Guide to Sex is exclusive to Amazon, and is FREE until midnight Monday, so help yourself.

 

Congratulations – We Have a Winner

After a spell of self-publishing I sign up with Crooked Cat Books about a year and half ago. They were very much new kids on the block. But never let it be said that they let the grass grow under their feet.

Last night saw the People’s Book Prize announce the winners of their annual awards and Amy Elliot-Smith, a fellow crooked cat author, won the prestigious Beryl Bainbridge Award for a first time author for her novel, A Guide to Becoming Distinctly Average.

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Amy was not the only Crooked Cat author in the final round of voting. Tom Gillespie’s excellent novel Painting by Numbers was also in the frame. Hard lines, Tom, but I’m sure you’ll want to join the rest of us in congratulating Amy.

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Like many small, independent publishers, Crooked Cat suffered the slings and arrows of sceptical eyes when they first set up. Oh, yes, another fly by night trying to cut it. Let’s watch them fail.

Fail? Amy is a winner, Tom was a finalist, and let’s not forget Frances di Plino, whose excellent, gritty novel Bad Moon Rising was a semi-finalist in the best Indie books of 2012 from The Kindle book Reviewers.

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We’re not all award winners, or even semi finalists, but Crooked Cat has a cradle of fine authors turning out high quality works across all genres, to suit all tastes.

And right now, they should be raising a glass of champagne to toast Amy’s success and the prospect of many trophies to come.